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Fortune: 161 - 170 of 548 from Linux Zippy

Linux Zippy:  161 of 548

I have accepted Provolone into my life!
 
Linux Zippy:  162 of 548

I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
 
Linux Zippy:  163 of 548

... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  164 of 548

-- I have seen the FUN --
 
Linux Zippy:  165 of 548

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the
INSTRUCTIONS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  166 of 548

I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
 
Linux Zippy:  167 of 548

I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
 
Linux Zippy:  168 of 548

I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
 
Linux Zippy:  169 of 548

I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...
 
Linux Zippy:  170 of 548

I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!!
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