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Linux Zippy:  181 of 548

I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
on the SIDE?
 
Linux Zippy:  182 of 548

I Know A Joke!!
 
Linux Zippy:  183 of 548

I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  184 of 548

I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
 
Linux Zippy:  185 of 548

I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
 
Linux Zippy:  186 of 548

I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
 
Linux Zippy:  187 of 548

I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
 
Linux Zippy:  188 of 548

I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
 
Linux Zippy:  189 of 548

-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away
now.  I fed the cat.
 
Linux Zippy:  190 of 548

I love ROCK 'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in
1965!!
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