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Linux Zippy:  191 of 548

I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  192 of 548

I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
 
Linux Zippy:  193 of 548

I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
 
Linux Zippy:  194 of 548

I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL
legislation...
 
Linux Zippy:  195 of 548

I represent a sardine!!
 
Linux Zippy:  196 of 548

I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!
 
Linux Zippy:  197 of 548

... I see TOILET SEATS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  198 of 548

I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
 
Linux Zippy:  199 of 548

I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
 
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I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
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