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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  231 of 548

I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
 
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I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...
 
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I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany
 
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I'm a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!
 
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I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
 
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I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!
 
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I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
 
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I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!
 
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I'm changing the CHANNEL ... But all I get is commercials for "RONCO
MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS"!
 
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I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!
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