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Linux Zippy:  31 of 548

Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
 
Linux Zippy:  32 of 548

BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!
 
Linux Zippy:  33 of 548

Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
But Ken says, WOO-WOO!!  No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!
 
Linux Zippy:  34 of 548

BARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MY
WAY" I've ever heard!!
 
Linux Zippy:  35 of 548

Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.
 
Linux Zippy:  36 of 548

BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...
 
Linux Zippy:  37 of 548

BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-
 
Linux Zippy:  38 of 548

... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
 
Linux Zippy:  39 of 548

Bo Derek ruined my life!
 
Linux Zippy:  40 of 548

Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
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