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Laundry is the fifth dimension!!  ... um ... um ... th' washing machine
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
 

Linux Zippy:  322 of 548

LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!
 

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Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET
ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...
 

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Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
 

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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
 

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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
 

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Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
 

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Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
 

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Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
 

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Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
HIGHBALL?? ...
 

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