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My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
 
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My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
 
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My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New York!!
 
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My EARS are GONE!!
 
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My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's care!!!!
 
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My haircut is totally traditional!
 
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MY income is ALL disposable!
 
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My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...
 
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My life is a patio of fun!
 
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My mind is a potato field ...
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