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Linux Zippy

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NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
 
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
 
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Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ... in PAIN!!!
 
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Now I am depressed ...
 
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Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
 
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Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!
 
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Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
 
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Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II!
 
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
 
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Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
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