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Linux Zippy

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Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
 
Linux Zippy:  372 of 548

Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
 
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Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
 
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Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
 
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Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!
 
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Oh, I get it!!  "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
 
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Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
 
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OKAY!!  Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED
R.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!
 
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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS??  Oh, YEH!!  First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O
and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... I ... um ... WHERE'S
the WASHING MACHINES?
 
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On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS
PHILBIN ...  It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
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