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Linux Zippy:  381 of 548

On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL
QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
 
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On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.
 
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Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
VALUES!!
 
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Once, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION
statements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was
completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely
amusing SIT-COM pilots!!  We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we
finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled
snack cakes!
 
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One FISHWICH coming up!!
 
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ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
 
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ONE:    I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
        the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
TWO:    I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...
THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
 
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... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last Tuesday?
 
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Our father who art in heaven ... I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this
table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also
leave a GENEROUS TIP ....
 
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over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...
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