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Linux Zippy:  391 of 548

OVER the underpass!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!!
 
Linux Zippy:  392 of 548

PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
 
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Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!
 
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PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.
 
Linux Zippy:  395 of 548

People humiliating a salami!
 
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PIZZA!!
 
Linux Zippy:  397 of 548

Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the
Trianon Room!!  Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!
 
Linux Zippy:  398 of 548

Please come home with me ... I have Tylenol!!
 
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Psychoanalysis??  I thought this was a nude rap session!!!
 
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PUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!
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