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Linux Zippy:  41 of 548

Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!
 
Linux Zippy:  42 of 548

But they went to MARS around 1953!!
 
Linux Zippy:  43 of 548

But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?
 
Linux Zippy:  44 of 548

Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
 
Linux Zippy:  45 of 548

Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?
 
Linux Zippy:  46 of 548

Catsup and Mustard all over the place!  It's the Human Hamburger!
 
Linux Zippy:  47 of 548

CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
 
Linux Zippy:  48 of 548

Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
 
Linux Zippy:  49 of 548

Clear the laundromat!!  This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!
 
Linux Zippy:  50 of 548

Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS!  Remember the SERIAL
NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!!  Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn
LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!  JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!
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