Linux Zippy
fortune: 411 - 420 of 548 from linux zippy
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
May 26, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Linux Zippy

Fortune: 411 - 420 of 548 from Linux Zippy

Linux Zippy:  411 of 548

Sign my PETITION.
 
Linux Zippy:  412 of 548

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
 
Linux Zippy:  413 of 548

So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
 
Linux Zippy:  414 of 548

Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
 
Linux Zippy:  415 of 548

Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
 
Linux Zippy:  416 of 548

Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!
 
Linux Zippy:  417 of 548

Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
 
Linux Zippy:  418 of 548

Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it
to Beaver"!
 
Linux Zippy:  419 of 548

Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?
 
Linux Zippy:  420 of 548

TAILFINS!! ... click ...
« Prev Random Linux Zippy   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes