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Sign my PETITION.
 

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So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
 

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So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
 

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Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
 

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Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
 

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Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!
 

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Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
 

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Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it
to Beaver"!
 

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Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?
 

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TAILFINS!! ... click ...
 

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