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Linux Zippy:  421 of 548

        Talking Pinhead Blues:
Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
    TWENTY-SIX!!

Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
    DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)

My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
    won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)

So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
    (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)
 
Linux Zippy:  422 of 548

TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash
Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
 
Linux Zippy:  423 of 548

Tex SEX!  The HOME of WHEELS!  The dripping of COFFEE!!  Take me to
Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!
 
Linux Zippy:  424 of 548

Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
 
Linux Zippy:  425 of 548

Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!!
 
Linux Zippy:  426 of 548

The appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth
the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!
 
Linux Zippy:  427 of 548

The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --
and have since BIRTH!!
 
Linux Zippy:  428 of 548

The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my
SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
 
Linux Zippy:  429 of 548

The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN ...
 
Linux Zippy:  430 of 548

... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
OYSTER!  Yum!
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