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Linux Zippy:  431 of 548

The Korean War must have been fun.
 
Linux Zippy:  432 of 548

... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
 
Linux Zippy:  433 of 548

The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  434 of 548

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!
 
Linux Zippy:  435 of 548

The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!!  But they went to MARS
around 1953!!
 
Linux Zippy:  436 of 548

The SAME WAVE keeps coming in and COLLAPSING like a rayon MUU-MUU ...
 
Linux Zippy:  437 of 548

There is no TRUTH.  There is no REALITY.  There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS.   I'm very probably wrong.
 
Linux Zippy:  438 of 548

There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS
in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  439 of 548

There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
 
Linux Zippy:  440 of 548

        "These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!"
        "These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!"
        "These are GREAT TIMES to put your money on BAD GUY to kick the CRAP
out of MEGATON MAN!"
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