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Linux Zippy:  481 of 548

What UNIVERSE is this, please??
 
Linux Zippy:  482 of 548

What's the MATTER Sid? ... Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?
 
Linux Zippy:  483 of 548

When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or
DETERGENT for 15 minutes.  He seemed to enjoy it ...
 
Linux Zippy:  484 of 548

When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN ...
 
Linux Zippy:  485 of 548

When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?
 
Linux Zippy:  486 of 548

When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING
BILL ... Don't you SEE?  O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION
and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!!
 
Linux Zippy:  487 of 548

Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER?
 
Linux Zippy:  488 of 548

Where does it go when you flush?
 
Linux Zippy:  489 of 548

Where's SANDY DUNCAN?
 
Linux Zippy:  490 of 548

Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT??
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