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Linux Zippy:  491 of 548

Where's the Coke machine?  Tell me a joke!!
 
Linux Zippy:  492 of 548

While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit
priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  493 of 548

While you're chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG'S bank account ...  his
will have the same effect as two "STARCH BLOCKERS"!
 
Linux Zippy:  494 of 548

WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
 
Linux Zippy:  495 of 548

WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must be the
NEGATIVE IONS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  496 of 548

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??
 
Linux Zippy:  497 of 548

Why don't you ever enter any CONTESTS, Marvin??  Don't you know your
own ZIPCODE?
 
Linux Zippy:  498 of 548

Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
 
Linux Zippy:  499 of 548

Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER with you??
 
Linux Zippy:  500 of 548

Will it improve my CASH FLOW?
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