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CONGRATULATIONS!  Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
 
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Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
 
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Could I have a drug overdose?
 
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Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in
a MALIBU HOT TUB?
 
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Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
 
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Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???
 
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Did I SELL OUT yet??
 
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Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?
 
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Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
 
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DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
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