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Linux Zippy:  511 of 548

You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
 
Linux Zippy:  512 of 548

YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
 
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You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!
 
Linux Zippy:  514 of 548

You were s'posed to laugh!
 
Linux Zippy:  515 of 548

YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!
 
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Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --
 
Linux Zippy:  517 of 548

Youth of today!  Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental
attitudes!
 
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Yow!
 
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Yow!  Am I having fun yet?
 
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Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?
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