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Yow!  And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!
 
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Yow!  Are we laid back yet?
 
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Yow!  Are we wet yet?
 
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Yow!  Are you the self-frying president?
 
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Yow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??
 
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Yow!  I just went below the poverty line!
 
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Yow!  I threw up on my window!
 
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Yow!  I want my nose in lights!
 
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Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!
 
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Yow!  I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!
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