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Linux Zippy:  61 of 548

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
 

Linux Zippy:  62 of 548

Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the dollar!
 

Linux Zippy:  63 of 548

Do I have a lifestyle yet?
 

Linux Zippy:  64 of 548

Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
 

Linux Zippy:  65 of 548

Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
 

Linux Zippy:  66 of 548

Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?
 

Linux Zippy:  67 of 548

Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
 

Linux Zippy:  68 of 548

Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
 

Linux Zippy:  69 of 548

does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?
 

Linux Zippy:  70 of 548

DON'T go!!  I'm not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
Don't go!!  I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
 

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