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Linux Zippy:  71 of 548

Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
 

Linux Zippy:  72 of 548

Don't SANFORIZE me!!
 

Linux Zippy:  73 of 548

Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??
 

Linux Zippy:  74 of 548

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
 

Linux Zippy:  75 of 548

Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
 

Linux Zippy:  76 of 548

Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
 

Linux Zippy:  77 of 548

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!
 

Linux Zippy:  78 of 548

Everybody is going somewhere!!  It's probably a garage sale or a
disaster Movie!!
 

Linux Zippy:  79 of 548

Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...
 

Linux Zippy:  80 of 548

Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
OFFSET PRINTING?
 

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