Linux Zippy
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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  91 of 548

Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  92 of 548

Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!
 
Linux Zippy:  93 of 548

GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!
 
Linux Zippy:  94 of 548

HAIR TONICS, please!!
 
Linux Zippy:  95 of 548

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
 
Linux Zippy:  96 of 548

Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today!
 
Linux Zippy:  97 of 548

Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ...  Now, it's
time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
 
Linux Zippy:  98 of 548

... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
 
Linux Zippy:  99 of 548

He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
 
Linux Zippy:  100 of 548

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd like to
PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess I should call AL PACINO!
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