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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  221 of 548

I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
 
Linux Zippy:  222 of 548

I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
 
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I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!
 
Linux Zippy:  224 of 548

I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
 
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I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE
STRANGER?
 
Linux Zippy:  226 of 548

I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!
 
Linux Zippy:  227 of 548

I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight?
 
Linux Zippy:  228 of 548

I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
 
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I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
 
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I'd like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --
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