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If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:30:28 -0600

If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:30:28 -0600

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
We're offering a substantial reward.  He's a sable collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail.  He's been recently fixed.  Answers...

If you are a police dog, where's your badge? --...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:30:28 -0600

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
                -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
                   crazy.

"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:30:28 -0600

"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:  Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
                -- Jay Leno

If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:30:28 -0600

If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a
new cat hospital, and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation,
does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions.  You must
make it clear that you will not attend,...