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Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley,...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:06:15 -0500

Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's
rolling strikes?

Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:06:15 -0500

Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.
                -- Snoopy

Failed Attempts To Break Records In September 1978 Mr...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:06:15 -0500

Failed Attempts To Break Records
        In September 1978 Mr. Terry Gripton, of Stafford, failed to break
the world shouting record by two and a half decibels.  "I am not surprised
he failed," his wife said afterwards.  "He's really a very quiet...

Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:06:15 -0500

Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have.  The greatest feeling?
Landing...  Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.

Football builds self-discipline. What else would induce...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:06:15 -0500

Football builds self-discipline.  What else would induce a spectator to
sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?