Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of January, 2006

Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark...
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold

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VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?

If an idea can survive a bureacratic review and be implemented,...
If an idea can survive a bureacratic review and be implemented, it wasn't worth doing.

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Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball,...
Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee. -- Carolyn Jones

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California,...
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and God, this...

The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch...
The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite. Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!

The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live...
The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

A certain old cat had made his home in the alley behind Gabe's...
A certain old cat had made his home in the alley behind Gabe's bar for some time, subsisting on scraps and occasional handouts from the bartender. One evening, emboldened by hunger, the feline attempted to follow Gabe through the back door...

We can predict everything, except the future.
We can predict everything, except the future.