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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of November, 2006


"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".

According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant...
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.

Croll's Query: If tin whistles are made of tin, what...
Croll's Query: If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful...
Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful. -- Erwin Tomash

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

That's where the money was. -- Willie Sutton,...
That's where the money was. -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night. -- Willie Sutton

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and...
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of...
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal

A busy young lady named Gloria Was had by Sir Gerald...
A busy young lady named Gloria Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier And then by six men, Sir Gerald again, And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.

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