Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of March, 2006

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation...
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said...
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there would be so many.

A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, ...
A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, Told her Tante Louise That her cunt smelled like cheese, And the worst of it was that it did!

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The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn...
The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn. -- Earl Warren That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach. -- Aldous Huxley We learn from...

"Are [Linux users] lemmings collectively jumping off...
"Are [Linux users] lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of reliable, well-engineered commercial software?" (By Matt Welsh)

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion...
A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ. A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth. A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.