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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of June, 2006


Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening...
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin...
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens,...
Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much extinguishes it. -- Hannah More

HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when...
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken.

If you are a police dog, where's your badge? --...
If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.

Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.
Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like...
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.

A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard,...
A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she. "I think", said one, "and my husband thinks That she's a prying, inquisitive minx!"...

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