Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of July, 2006

A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one...
A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices. "The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master. "Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice...

The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter...
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch...

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury...
If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed...
If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. -- Thomas Wolfe

The 357.73 Theory: Auditors always reject expense...
The 357.73 Theory: Auditors always reject expense accounts with a bottom line divisible by 5.

There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them...
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as...
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. -- Joubert

Preserve the old, but know the new.
Preserve the old, but know the new.

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13 A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?