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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of August, 2006


A language that doesn't affect the way you think about...
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels,...
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?

Chivalry, Schmivalry! Roger the thief has a ...
Chivalry, Schmivalry! Roger the thief has a method he uses for sneaky attacks: Folks who are reading are Characteristically Always Forgetting to Guard their own bac ...

I think the world would be a more peaceful place...
I think the world would be a more peaceful place if people could just keep their fingers out of the fortune files. -- Jordan K. Hubbard

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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test...
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.

In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in...
In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports car it's impossible.

Long life is in store for you.
Long life is in store for you.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Modern psychology takes completely for granted that behavior...
Modern psychology takes completely for granted that behavior and neural function are perfectly correlated, that one is completely caused by the other. There is no separate soul or lifeforce to stick a finger into the brain now and then and make neural...

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