Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of December, 2007

... we must be wary of granting too much power to natural...
... we must be wary of granting too much power to natural selection by viewing all basic capacities of our brain as direct adaptations. I do not doubt that natural selection acted in building our oversized brains -- and I am equally confident that...

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning...
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams?

As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they...
As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight. [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers. They were watching birds one day, trying to figure out how to get their crude machine to fly, when...

Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.
Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.

God is real, unless declared integer.
God is real, unless declared integer.

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

Hail to the sun god He's such a fun god Ra! Ra! Ra!
Hail to the sun god He's such a fun god Ra! Ra! Ra!

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't...
I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem.

Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine.
Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine.

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.