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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of February, 2007


Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.

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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it...
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

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Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing...
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing. -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president Litton Industries

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God is not dead! He's alive and autographing Bibles at Cody's!
God is not dead! He's alive and autographing Bibles at Cody's!

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