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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of July, 2008


Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar...
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known...

Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?
Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?

It was a JOKE!! Get it?? I was receiving messages from DAVID...
It was a JOKE!! Get it?? I was receiving messages from DAVID LETTERMAN!! YOW!!

It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.

It's the RINSE CYCLE!! They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!
It's the RINSE CYCLE!! They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!

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