Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of September, 2008

If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads...
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads. -- Anatole France

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they...
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach: How about a beer, Norm? Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life. --...

Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --

Oh, I get it!! "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
Oh, I get it!! "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??

Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and...
Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS.. (sniff) My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED...