Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of December, 2011

ALASKA: A prelude to "No."
ALASKA: A prelude to "No."

Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for...
Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation. -- Lord Thomas Dewar

I've always considered statesmen to be more expendable than...
I've always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem...
Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be located on a natural invasion route. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4

Well, punk is kind of anti-ethical, anyway. Its ethics, so...
Well, punk is kind of anti-ethical, anyway. Its ethics, so to speak, include a disdain for ethics in general. If you have to think about some- thing so hard, then it's bullshit anyway; that's the idea. Punks are anti- ismists, to coin a term...

You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.

Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.
Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.