Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of June, 2012

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for...
Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation. -- Lord Thomas Dewar

An AI researcher named Bluth Wrote, to find out the sexual...
An AI researcher named Bluth Wrote, to find out the sexual truth, Eroticon VI, Which he taught certain tricks Which I'm sure can't be found in Knuth.

An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion...
An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion to travel; On the way she would sit And furiously knit, And on the way back she'd unravel. -- Edward Gorey

There once was a fellow named Howard, Whose tool it...
There once was a fellow named Howard, Whose tool it was nuclear-powered, While grabbing some ass, He reached critical mass, But think of the girl he deflowered!

2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S...
2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what office did he later hold?

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth...
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...

The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers...
The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.

One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.