Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 3, 2017

There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking...
There once was a boy named Carruthers Who was busily fucking his mother "I know it's a sin," He said, shoving it in, "But it's better than blowing my brother."

You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.