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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 25, 2017


There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant...
There was a young girl of Asturias With a penchant for practices curious. She loved to bat rocks With her gentlemen's cocks -- A practice both rude and injurious.

There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!"

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