| Humor: Monday July 10, 2017 - Worst of Fortunes |
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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 10, 2017A day without sunshine is like night.
A day without sunshine is like night. A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make... A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable. -- Samuel Clemens A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons. A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons. A man would still do something out of sheer perversity -... A man would still do something out of sheer perversity - he would create destruction and chaos - just to gain his point... and if all this could in turn be analyzed and prevented by predicting that it would occur, then man would deliberately go mad... A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired... A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. -- Stanley Baldwin A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows... A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind... A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind. He got his sensations, By solving equations, (Of course, in the end, he went blind.) Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 10, 2017
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