Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday July 9, 2017
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in... A playful young chemist named Byrd
Had an urge that could...A playful young chemist named Byrd
Had an urge that could not be deferred.
So to irritate Knox
He shit in his sox,
And plastered the walls with his turd. There was a young fellow of Warwick
Who had reason for feeling...There was a young fellow of Warwick
Who had reason for feeling euphoric,
For he could by election
Have triune erection:
Ionic, Corinthian, and Doric. There was a young lady of Bude
Who walked down the street...There was a young lady of Bude
Who walked down the street in the nude.
A bobby said, "Whattum
Magnificent bottom!"
And slapped it as hard as he could. There were three young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is...There were three young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is the scandal concerning 'em.
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em.
Now, the Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a good public...
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday July 9, 2017
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