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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday September 9, 2017


As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns...
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.

There once was a gangster named Brown - the sneakiest bastard...
There once was a gangster named Brown - the sneakiest bastard in town. He was caught by G-men Shooting his semen Where the cops would slip and fall down.

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