Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday January 1, 2018

Faith has never moved as much as a pin-head from the place...
Faith has never moved as much as a pin-head from the place it ought to be according to tradition and the scriptures. It is the doubt that moved all the mountains. -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

There was a young lady from Spain Who got sick as she rode on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who got sick as she rode on a train; Not once, but again, And again, and again, And again, and again, and again.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.