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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday March 10, 2018


Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and,...
Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?

There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was...
There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.

There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in...
There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in the nude, But a man in a punt, Grabbed at her elbow, And said "Hey, lady, you can't swim here, it's private property."

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