Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday May 21, 2018

Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can...
Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen

There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly...
There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly huge. Said the king to this dame As he thunderously came: "Mon Dieu! Apres moi, le deluge!"

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.