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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday June 18, 2018


A hidebound young virgin named Carrie Would say, when...
A hidebound young virgin named Carrie Would say, when the fellows got hairy : "Keep your prick in your pants Till the end of this dance--" Which is why Carrie still has her cherry.

There was a young fellow name Tucker Who, instructing a novice...
There was a young fellow name Tucker Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker, Said, "Don't bow out your lips Like an elephant's hips, The boys like it best when they pucker."

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