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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday June 5, 2018


There was a young man in Norway, Tried to jerk himself off in...
There was a young man in Norway, Tried to jerk himself off in a sleigh, But the air was so frigid It froze his cock rigid, And all he could come was frappe.

Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning...
Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.

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