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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 19, 2018


You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.
You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on...
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

A passionate red-haired girl When you kissed her, her senses...
A passionate red-haired girl When you kissed her, her senses would whirl, And her twat would get wet, And would wiggle and fret, And her cunt-lips would curl and unfurl.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

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