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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 30, 2018


There was a young miss from Johore Who'd lie on a mat on...
There was a young miss from Johore Who'd lie on a mat on the floor; In a manner uncanny She'd wobble her fanny, And drain your nuts dry to the core.

It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted ...
It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5

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