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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday March 4, 2019


A frustrated lady named Alice Used a dynamite stick for...
A frustrated lady named Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits were in Dallas.

A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found...
A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail. -- Jerry Ogdin

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